Not a punk actor

by Rurik
(with the Eagles)

I had one quarter of graduate school, when I enlisted. And while I was in Nam, 12B20, APO 96325, one of my friends was a bar-certified lawyer, serving as an enlisted man because he was unwilling to accept a direct commission into JAG.

Don't be too hard on Kilmer.

After all, he's a Hollyweird actor. And we know that they're a bunch of drug- and booze-debilitated sexual perverts, incapable of leading a normal life if they wanted to, or even telling scripted fantasy from reality, the pretty-faced fags who weren't good enough to really go to Viet Nam.

Kilmer is a colostomy bag who's doing the miserable best he can.